@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, but since time ended you are stuck there forever with nothing to do. \

I wish for a lottery ticket. 

@Candunc (View Post)

 Granted. Your lottery ticket number is 666.

I wish for an antimatter lottery ticket.

Granted. It was winning but it touched your hand and it exploded. The lottery ticket was for a trip to the sun without burning, a safe trip to the core, a front row seat of a supernova, and an exploration of a black hole.

I wish for a potato with a hat

As soon as they improve their routers, they go out of business (somehow).

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I wish I would win the lottery. Twice.

@gamax92 (View Post)

 Granted. They make better routers, but they are extremely expensive.

I wish I was an atom of tungsten.

You are, but then you get split into several atoms of hydrogen and excess neutrons.

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I wish I were an anglerfish.

@billion57 (View Post)

 Granted. I pull you up from the abyss. You explode from the inside.

I wish that I was a stable wormhole.

You are, but, you collapse when the negative matter inside you moves out.

@billion57 (View Post)

Make a wish.

I wish that I was the planet Neptune.