@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. You are now a wing on an airplane about to crash into the Pacific Ocean.

 

I wish that I could visit the bottom of the Marianas Trench without requiring air, or protection from pressure.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. It comes to an end for you only, since you just died.

 

I wish I was Herobrine from Minecraft.

@PacBrad (View Post)
Granted, but yo are truly just green bird in a blue room and the reflecting mkaes you look green.

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I wish my voices could get out of @PackedBread's head and back into mine. (page 611)

@AngrySpam (View Post)
It does but it takes his thoughts too and you get stuck with them.

I wish for a Christmas tree. Haha

@R3APER (View Post)

 You end up getting an Eatser tree (I don't know what that looks like though)

 

I wish for a cup of soda.

@Fast-Driver (View Post)
You get it but the carbonation is gone.

I wish for better air-conditioning.

Granted, the air in the room is so cold that you get severe frostbite.

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I wish for better life insurance.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. You get better life insurance, but then you die the very next day. Now you have death insurance.

 

I wish that I could travel to the end of time.