@PacBrad (View Post)
You're packed bread.
Why is there all this dough in this bag, beneath my feet?
@Poorsoft (View Post)
Granted. Its the remains of PacBrad, who is now bread dough.
Why did my remote just explode?!
@Dawgie (View Post)
I created some SING below it.
Why did my TV suddenly cause a nuclear explosion?
@Niven (View Post)
You died in the nuclear blast from my TV.
Why is Charter Internet so slow?!
Because there's not enough users. (Don't worry, it will reach 10 pages soon..)
A meteorite crashed into my yard.