@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve troll repellant, but it has been contaminated with a chemical nown to be a very powerful attractant to trolls.

I wish that the two atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki had failed.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. There is a candle near by, so you burn to death due to a methane explosion.

I wish that the EPA would stop viewing carbon dioxide as a pollutant. Really, its good for plants.

You get another hydrogen particle.

I wish to throw a heavy gallon of dense hydrogen at PacBrad, and burn the gallon on fire without dying or getting injured.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 Granted. It was tritium, hydrogen-3, so you eventually become mutated due to contamination in your body by tritiated water.

I wish for some uranium 239.

Granted, by the way I also gave you a bunch of neutrons bacause that's the sort of nice guy I am.

I wish for Poorsoft to become Richhard.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 They are all the voices of @AngrySpam

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