@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve your slice, but it is made of superheated plutonium, which melts your statue.

 

I wish that I could reach the uranium sphere at the center of the inner core.

Granted, he eats you.

 

I wish for colour.

Grabted, but you can never beat it again so you smash whatever console you were using.

 

I wish for 142857.

Granted, but it's always different pictures of pens.

 

I wish for a passionfruit tree to grow out of my ears again.

@PacBrad (View Post)
you start thinking of girls 99.9999999999% of the time and you fail everything in life except committing suicide D:

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i wish my wallpaper changed every 15 seconds (it already does! :D )

@plead-for-destruction (View Post)
Granted but it begins to overheat you computer from all the work and well you know what happens

i wish i could earn the money for the laptop i want