@PacBrad (View Post)
What the hell did you just say?

PacBrad:

I pop you, I pot you. HAHA I sunk the 1-ball!

 

I wish I was the 1-ball (because my favourite colour is yellow).

You said you popped me. Are you suggesting you want to kill me using a firearm? Then you "pot me", which is a clear drug reference. You then said you "sunk the one ball" which is talking about how you like to poop in the toilet. Furthermore, you said you wish you were the one ball, because you like the color yellow. Once again you are referring to the state of fecal matter while it is being flushed down a toilet. That's just disturbing. So because you are saying you like piss, and urine is yellow, you want to be poop. You sir have a vocabulary consisting of poop.

I wish for a ban button on my keyboard.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You use it, but then you remembered the manual saying it was a weapon of mass banning, so everyone got banned.

 

I wish I was ban-proof in order to survive the above corruption.

Granted but ur dad had an account as well and he got ip banned, so u still couldn't play

I wish I was a pro and all coding languages

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. I ask you to help fix a bug in my program, but when you look at it, the code is written in an entirely new language that you couldn't understand.

 

I wish that I could see a gamma ray burst from right next to it.

granted. The burst hits u and u become the hulk but never revert back to normal

I wish I was stronger than the hulk

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. You become King Kong, but the gamma ray burst continues, and instead if the Hulk, I've turned into Godzilla.

 

I wish that the gamma ray burst would stop.

Granted. You get hit by a shotgun burst in the neck artery. You die.

 

I wish the water in my uncle's toilet would stop freezing every time he went excreting.

What is he excreting to freeze the water like that?!?

 

Granted. He stops, but then the air in your house freezes to absolute zero, so everyone inside, including you, freeze solid instantaneously.

 

I wish that the Sun was a red dwarf.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I freeze you, then I go to Antarctica and leave you a few feet under the ice. It could be millions of years before you thaw.

 

I wish that I could live long enough to see PacBrad thawing out of the ice, so I could nuke him.