Granted. However, you got it from @PacBrad and he then trolls you to death

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I wish for a pet salamander.

@pullerrush (View Post)
Granted, but you feed it a bad carrot, it becomes angry. And this means something, because it isnt an average salamander, it is from space . The salamander is so mad it creates a Vegie Nuke and kills every vegetable in the galaxy.
Many vegetarians die, and the world's population is reduced by 50%. So many dead bodies need burried, many people who work as those dead body burrier people kill themselves. When more people took their job, they killed themselves. This continued until the population was reduced by another 30%.
The earth has so mch empty space left, the salamander builds a super sexily large device to attract more space salamanders, which conquer the world and use its resources to gain as many planets and space-land as they can, and kill as many living things as possible, luckily, you are one of the people that are murdered. :D

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I wish i could get the first post on page 600 of Wish Corrupter.

@AngrySpam

You get it, but your post is removed due to inappropriateness, and luckily, I managed to post right after your inappropriate post.

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I wish AngrySpam spelled bury right.

 

@PacBrad

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@billion57 (View Post)
Granted, but it causes a paradox and god gets pissed at you and throws lightning at your face.

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i wish my first post on age 600 was back. ^-^

@billion57 (View Post)
I edited it, then packedbread posted, now im confused.
@PacBrad (View Post)
Granted but Simon bans you. :P

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I wish for extra cheese.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 *facepalm at corruption*

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Yuu get thre erors.

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I wish this was in a different thread.

 

@AngrySpam

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AGAIN!

@billion57 (View Post)
Granted, but it has a gay name, and nobody bothers to open it, so nobody posts for a long tme and it gets locked
EDIT: You gotta be quick. ;)

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I wish people would grant my wishes.