You get them all, but you got them illegally, so apple sends cops after you, they capture and arrest you, and destroy the ipod, which the hard drive was the only one that will ever be.

 

I wish I had a cookie that could not harm me in any way, shape, of form.

 

EDIT: O.o

At long last you finally receive your cookie. you've worked hard for this: you sold you're home, your car, quit your job, left your family, and traveled across the world to find the perfect cookie. the one cookie that would not harm. Finally, you arrive at sesame street, where a blue monster bows and hands you the cookie. You put it in a bag and try to travel back to where you lived and resume life, but airport security would not allow you, due to them thinking that it would be a cookie explosive. so you are forced to rent a boat and boat back to your home. half way back, an 2-spaced floatable aircraft lands in the ocean. the piloit said that he heard about your destiny and your journey. He flies you to the spaceport where you sneak the cookie on bored. half back to the milky way, a spaceport dies suddenly due to eating boneless buffalo wings. everyone on board panics and the spacecraft stars veering towards a near-by star. you bring out your cookie, which had a calming and soothing effect on the passengers, and you take the controls, due to you minoring in spaceflight in college, you easily arrive back to earth and is know to the people as a intergalactic hero. You get a Nobel peace prize.

you sit down on the streets of new new york, far from home, and finally eat your cookie. Nothing happens. you are full. Then suddenly, someone ran out of the the shop near you and starts running. you feel the urge to trip them, and you do. it turns out that was the president of the soggy cloth galaxy who was arguing with the president of the milky way galaxy. he gets so angry at the fact that the UG (united galaxies) will not officially change the name of his galaxy that he launches an quantum war. The public is angry with you for suddenly bring this holocaust upon them that you are chased for days. finally, you seek refuge only to hear the sounds of a quantum bomb going off on the other side of earth. If you never had that cookie, you would have never tripped such an important man in history. you somehow survive, (maybe due to the effects of the cookie) and manage not to have any serious injuries or radioactive or atom charging burns. you find a partially working spacecraft and go, homeless, wondering around the devastated universe, wondering why you wished to seek such a cookie. You fly yourself into a blackhole, never to be seen again.

 

I wish that was a movie :3

@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. It recieves a horribe rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

 

I wish that Earth's core was made of U-238 instead of iron.

Granted. As the earth rots into a core of Uranium 238 and plants die, boneless buffalo wings and cookies fall on you. You collapse into the owl Errol.

 

 

I wish 

for

cheese

@boxmein (View Post)

 Granted. You have an apartment in Nuketown!

 

I wish that I could go to the center of the earth on Minecraft.

Granted. Your minecart falls into lava, and you lose all of your diamond stacks

 

 

I wish someone would post another nmd standard reply

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. They do, but your brain overlods due to so much nmd.

 

I wish I knew what was below the void in Minecraft.

@Michael238 (View Post)
A death zone that automatically kills your player, instantaneously, and without warning.

I wish for a book called The Art Of Trolling.