Granted. They crush your hands so you cant have fun playing TPT2

 

I wish for a travelocity gnome to give me a winning lottery ticket

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You win a one-way trip into a black hole.

 

I wish for a quadrillion tons of neptunium.

Granted. but the price of gold suddenly goes up alot and the government takes it from you because barak obama wants to make some money!!! _p__p__ppp________________________ i wish i could see through stuff

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. You happen to look in the direction of the Sun...

 

I wish for some americium to go along with the neptunium.

Granted. They marry and plot to kill you. Runnnnnnnnn

 

 

I wish for a quintillion tons of Neptunium to defeat Michael

@Citopow (View Post)

Granted. You recieve the quintillion tons of neptunium, but then:

 

I wish for a GOOGOLPLEX tons of neptunium to defeat Citopow!

Granted. I get 2 GOOGOLPLEX! tons of neptunium!

 

 

I wish nyan cat to freaking go away and die in a hole

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He turns into a fossilized nyan cat.

 

I wish for infinity tons of neptunium.

Granted. It rains on your house and kills your pet ornate box turtle (scientific name: Terrapene Ornata)

 

 

I wish for turtles lots of cute box turtles

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve them, but they are specially trained to blow you up with small bombs inside them.

 

I wish that I had some element -1.