@jjbagley (View Post)
You zoom in so far that people use you as a human telescope, and one person has you stare at the sun. Ouch.

I wish for my cat to get off of my pillow. I can't sleep now! D:

Granted. tpt2 only has dust. have freaking fun

 

 

I wish cancer and other awful diseases were cured

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. They are cured, but then, a virus appears that makes human flesh melt into a scalding liquid.

 

I wish that I had one hundred trillion tons of gold.

@Citopow (View Post)
They are cured, but in all actuality they still exist, just not on this planet. *dun dun duhh!!!*

I wish for my cat to stop biting me after I tried to nudge him off my pillow.

Granted. A travelocity gnome steals them from you

 

I wish for a gnome that studies the human genome

 

 

Gah the page is messed up

 

Lets start over from the trillion tons of gold

I take it all and buy a cow with it.

I wish for a cow to keep the one cow company.

Granted. The cows get married and one makes a fortune. The cow to keep the other's company murdered the money cow and made off with the will money.

 

I wish for a gnome that studies the human genome

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. His studies allow him to make a mutagen that turns humans into gnomes.

 

I wish that I could take all of the trillion tons of gold back.