Granted. No one was in his house except you

I wish that I had remembered to make a wish last time

@Niven (View Post)
You do but before you finish stating your wish, you sit on the pointed travelocity gnome's hat.

I wish I knew what movie I was watching right now.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You know what movie you're watching right now: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

I wish that Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, and Fukushima never occured.

granted. we never learrned anything about nuclear powerplants and what not to do and suddenly all the power plants go int meltdown. _______________________________________ i wish i had a pocketsized 3d holographic map of the universe

granted. It's pocket size so it's a 1 to 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 scale and too everything is too small for you to tell what anything is.

I wish I had some spicy food right now

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. I spiced it with my special nuclear pepper recipe. Have a nice half-life.

 

I wish that soft drinks didn't exist.

they aren't but war breaks out over it

 

I wish I could kill my b***h of an ex-girlfriend and suffer no consiquences

@Fattness (View Post)

 Granted. You kill her, but you die due to being stabbed by her as she was dying, so you are dead when the police show up, therefore you suffer no consequences from the law.

 

I wish that I could go back in time and nuke Hitler before he could come to power in Germany.

Granted. by using a nuke you cause same amount of damage he caused____________________________ i wish i could zoom in on anything at any distance with just my eyes