@Michael238 (View Post)
It went into an unstable fissile state and caused a meltdown inside the container in which it was held.

I wish for everyone to start dancing like chickens.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You first.

 

I wish that the weather was always cold.

@Michael238 (View Post)
But it is so cold birds start to migrate south, and they poop on your car, rendering it inoperable.

I wish for a phone with lots of battery life.

granted. It has so much life that your phone recieves too much power and overheats so all its parts melt

I wish I didn't have school in a few weeks

@Niven (View Post)
Same. School never starts but we all become unedumacated and we can't learn how to spell words properly.

I wish for a pot of gold.

granted but it was a pot the size of an atom so you got gold the size of a proton and couldn't aord anything with it

I wish I could rule the world (Mars, not Earth; Martiand FTW)

@Niven (View Post)

 Granted. You now rule a cold, lifeless desert world, all of the native Martians having died during your invasion.

 

I wish I could live on Jupiter's moon Callisto in a self-sufficient base with no other people there.

@Niven (View Post)
You are king, but soon removed once you run out of oxygen and have to suddenly leave, allowing the Martians to reclaim their land.

I wish for a private beach in the Bahamas.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You live on a volcanic island, so you die when the volcano explodes and the island sinks into the sea.

 

See my wish above.

Granted, but it gets ruined when a hurricane hits the beach...

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I wish i knew everything without my head exploding.