Granted. The black hole eats you too.

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I wish @PacBrad could implode on live tv.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. He creates a strangelet.

 

I wish that my house was located 1,000 miles underground, but was completely habitable, and there was no one else there but me.

granted. You run out of supplies from lack of contact with the outside world and die

I wish I had cornrows

Granted. They are made of antimatter.

 

I wish that I could teleport to the center of the Sun, and survive there even with the heat, pressure, and radiation.

granted. the lack of oxygen kills you

I wish I could instantly teleport to any place i choose

Granted. You teleport to the center of the Sun because you wanted to visit me there.

 

I wish someone would make a Minecraft PacBrad mod.

 

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You kill yourself out of sheer boredom.

 

I wish I lived on Venus.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 It has a terrible unseen glitch in it that destroys all your files when you open a folder.

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I wish there was a free, un-glitchy, un-virusey, un-simplified and fast alternative to Windows Movie Maker.