Granted. I give you a radioactive lambo.

 

I wish that I had a bottle full of nuclear fallout.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Why the hell do you like radioactivity so much?
--Granted, but you accidentally swallow it and you die.

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I wish I had a flying rabbit as a pet.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. It forgets how to fly and falls on top of you, causing you to fall off of the cliff you were standing on and you die on impact with the ground.

 

I wish that obsidian in real life was like the obsidian in Minecraft.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 

Granted.... But a griefer comes and starts trapping you in it without a diamond pick.

 

 

I wish I could finish my homework.

Granted, but you finish it so quickly that all the answers are wrong and illegible.

 

I wish that metal as a music genre was more accepted, rather than looked on with disdain .

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)

 Granted. It is accepted, but then all music begins to die due to its presence.

 

I wish I had a bottle of bromine.

Granted, the bottle cracks and bleachs your skin so much that half your arm is invisible you are suddenly an outcast. *i think* that or a magition

 

i wish that someone would play multiplayer w/ me right now and would get hamachi too. heres code

/c G.ood.For.You :D|<

@mad-cow (View Post)

Granted, someone does. But that person is a idiot.

 

 

I wish I had a normal jaffa cake, straight from the packet. With no added ingredients or flavourings.

granted it has no ingredients therefor you don't have one so since you wished for that then one apears, gain no ingriedients and this loops for eternity...wasted your wish

 

 

i wish for butt people

granted. They do nothing but fart until the smell kills you

I wish for it to rain money but no coins, only paper money