@edza101 (View Post)

 Granted. Its opposite day, so you wish it did.

 

I wish that my blood used uranium instead of iron, but worked just as well for the same purpose.

@edza101 (View Post)
Granted, but it is still opposite day
@Michael238 (View Post)
granted, but it malfunctions and you explode

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I wish it was opposite day. (it being opposite day, i dont think you know what i mean)

@Michael238 (View Post)

 
No the reddox reactions to the ferrous vial reactions wouldnt compact ...
You would die ...

@AngrySpam (View Post)

It isnt OR IS IT ... IM NOT GIVING YOU A FORM THIS TIME :D

I wish a wish

@edza101 (View Post)

 ...for a nuke to fall on you.

 

I wish I was a supervolcano.

@edza101 (View Post)
Granted granted
@Michael238 (View Post)
granted, you overheat and die

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I wish this michael238 guy would cheese off

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. A giant block of cheese falls and kills both of us.

 

I wish I could send spam to AngrySpam.

@Michael238 (View Post)
granted but he gets angry and wonders how michael238 made a wish if he died.

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I wish for tit milk.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 
You get it ... but it also goes all over your suit and your seen by a engeneer that shouts apy and a pyro kills you

I wish for facetrees

@DoctorWhooves (View Post)
granted, but they are growing from you mouth/noes and you cant breathe. You die...from lack of oxygen (i forget how to spell that funny word)

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I wish that wishing for wishes wasn't against the wishing rules.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 
Wish granted ... NOT ... Katherine ( the one spelt with a K ) took over all your bases and set sv_gravity to 0 ... you then were killed by the bordom of flaoting around ....

I wish for a computer