Wish corrupter.
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Granted. The insides freeze over.
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I wish Linkin Park would hurry up and release their next album.
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Granted, but Justin Bieber hacked it.
I wish for everything except Elephants.
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Granted. The universe collapses into a singularity, then explodes in a new big bang, creating a universe without elephants.
I wish I was made of radioactive isotopes of the elements a normal person was made of, with no harmful effects.
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@Michael238 (View Post)
You glow in the dark. Some scientists capture you to know how that works. :)
I wish my freakin' earphones weren't sold out and actually would have been delivered to me by yesterday. -
Granted. They arrived, so you didn't wish this wish, so you suddenly vanish from existence due to the paradox created.
I wish I broke out of the scientists' lab.
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@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted, but you were infected with radioactive chemicals the react horribly with anything outside of a scientist's lab. Your head explodes.
I wish for the ability to shoot lightning from my hands/fingers. -
@PacBrad (View Post)
But you accidentally a word.
I wish my (current) earphones were more earphone than sticky tape.
