Granted. Phone books and phone books and phone books fall on you.

I wish PacBrad would fall down to bedrock

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. He falls past the bedrock into the void, but his unstable nature finally takes its toll and he explodes. The explosion smashes through the bedrock and everything above and ignites the atmosphere destroying the world.

I wish I had a bottle containing a powerful radioactive mutagen.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 That is not a wish. Launching hydrogen bomb in 3,2,1...

I wish I could take PacBrad and freeze him in ice, then return in 5000 years and see if he survives or not.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. Nothing happens, because the EPIC FAIL is zero meters from your location.

I wish I could annihilate PacBrad with his antimatter counterpart and extract the energy to make a new bottle of mutagen.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I kill you, and then I take your gunpowder and break it down into individual atoms, then I reassemble you into a chunk of uranium. (MineChem FTW)

I wish I could tie PacBrad to a titanium pole and feed him to Godzilla.

Granted, but that's my job, so i tie PacBrad to a titanium pole and feed him to Godzilla.

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I wish everyone likes Russia.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. We all like Russia, so we send them our favors in the form of nuclear missiles launched towards their cities.

I wish I had some stabilized antimatter that will not explode on contact with anything and is not toxic or radioactive.