Granted. There is an asteroid on a collision course with Earth that has a smiley face carved on its surface.
I wish I travelled back in time to August 6, 1945.
Granted, but a fire rages outside and puts a hole in the wall and the anti gravityness is suck out and you fall on to the skunk.
I wish for firebreathing clockmakers. ('Bout time!)
Granted. They douse you in gasoline and use you for fiery target practice.
I wish I lived in the city of Hiroshima.
Granted. This time its a planet headed for earth instead of an asteroid.
I wish that I could survive being at ground zero of a nuclear bomb explosion without being harmed in any way and there was no one else within several miles that could possibly cause any harm.
Granted,but the mod decide that this has been going on foor too long and they delete this.
I wish for phone books.