Granted. I build a bomb that causes the entire TPT universe to collapse to a strangelet, but then the strangelet moves into the real world and destroys it.
I wish I was perpetually extremely radioactive, but suffered no harmful effects from it at all.
Granted. Since I don't know what that means, a bunch of Travelocity gnomes fall out of the sky and crush you to death.
I wish that the Titanic never sank.