Granted, My wish is above yours on the awesomeness ladder.
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I wish for a time machine that could only bring me to a safe time.
That's a hard one to corrupt...
After he's banned he comes back(again)
EDIT: What's the nether?</edit>
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I wish I was the person who invented the silicon chip.
It is accepted, then the mods change their mind and remove it.
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I wish I could embed TPT into my website.
Granted. The website uses so much bandwidth it crashes the entire internet.
I wish I was an atom.
Granted. You are in a nuclear reactor that then splits you.
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I wish I was a ball of living Phosphorus.
Granted. I expose you to air and you ignite.
I wish I was a chunk of living Uranium-238.