Granted you created Microsoft Windows but then it was attacked by viruses 10000000x worse then any virus before. (and every of the users who were atacked switched to Linux)

 

I'm wish that I could sell my chocolate chip cookies.

@Plasmoid (View Post)
Granted, but they are only good in taste to you, and many people die from the horrible cookies. (yes they are that bad :P) You are sued, lose, and are sentenced to life in prison.
(No offense on the Crap Cookies, just part of the corruption.)

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I wish i had a spoon that turns things into the food of my liking.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. The spoon is made of californium, so it makes your food radioactive from its neutron radiation. You end up going insane due to radiation poisoning.

 

I wish I had a chunk of iron from the Earth's core.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted, but it's radioactive, and your head explodes.
How do you like being radioactive? >:P

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I wish I was alive again with a non-radioactive spoon with the same abilities.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

I like being radioactive.

 

Granted. This time the spoon was made of a special toxin, so you suddenly explode into a cloud of neutrons. p.s. What about rule #10?

 

I wish I had a box of macaroni that had no expiration date and had an infinite supply inside.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Technically, I didn't repeat the same wish, but it was similar...No rules against similar wishes. :P
Granted, but the macaroni is from Mars, and has a chemical reaction with the human body, and releases radioactive material that causes your hands to fall off.(Still likin' the radioactivity?)

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I wish for a food-spawning FORK made of diamonds, cant react with anything, doesn't give off any radioactive material, and doesn't work in the hands of other people.
Lets see you mess that one up with radioactive thingy-doo-jiggies. -.-

No radioactivity, but the fork stabbed you in the eye.

                                                                                                                                                     

 

I wish for earbuds that will never break.

Granted. You lose them in a pit of lava

 

I wish that I was awesome

Granted, but they have horrible sound quality.______________________ i wish i was in the air force

Granted, but you then crash their best plane and die.

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I wish my pet cat wasn't so annoying.