@nmd (View Post)

 Granted. However, the sugur was actually a soluable thorium compound called thorium nitrate. Everyone dies.

I wish I actually had a block of pure thorium.

granted, it blows only you up

i wish simon would post on here

@mad-cow (View Post)

 Granted. He posts, then sees your user name and quarantines you on an island because he thinks you have mad cow disease.

I wish my computer screen hadn't gotten that small crack in it this morning.

@Michael238 (View Post)

wish granted. you crack it next morning. The crack was so large, that creatures from the last game you played start emerging from your screen.

I wish that my neighbor suddenly received a cup of fresh, non-explosive, non death/pain/misery inducing tasty lemonade

Granted. they are protected by 2 ender dragons, good luck

i wish for ,somebody to give me a REAL connection for The powder toy multiplayer (For real man i'm serious no curruption im serious!)

It connects, then goes corrupt, then the corruption posseses you. Have frikin fun

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I wish for ungaurded by ANYTHING and no moats of lava or anything deadly gaurding them 40 stacks of diamonds

alright granted *HEHE* they are in a OCEAN OF LAVA! Have a good day!

i wish 4 a 3ds XL (i got a 3ds already)

@mad-cow (View Post)

 What is a 3ds XL?

Granted. You recieve the exact number of atoms for each element that is used to make a 3ds XL.

I wish that I could discover element 119.