Since you wish for yourself, you infinite loop yourself and collapse into a quasar.

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I wish for 80 turtles

The turtle turn out to be giant snapper turtles and they eat u :)

i wish i could shape shift at will and would not be harmed by my forms (Ex fire: i wouldn't burn myself)

You shapeshift into a form that is irreversible, and that form turns out to be the most awful form of all..

The user pacbrad and his alt account packedbread

I wish that this wish would be impossible to corrupt

correct it can't be corrupted, but its already corrupt cause it can't be affected

i wish a magical chipmunk with batwing(regardless that they are so small i flies) would attack u and it is nuclear and if it exploded or radiated i would be uneffected :D

Granted, you build the best computer ever, but then your house caught fire one day while you were out. Due to secrecy, as you had the best computer ever, you had no neighbours so noone could call for help.

I wish I could walk on water, with still being my normal human self.

Granted, but it can still be stolen, someone steals it and throws it at you.

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I wish i had an infinite supply of duct tape.

@EqualsThree (View Post)

You get it, and now your the richest man in an apocalyptic world

I wish for exactly 3.45 grams of sugar to be donated to the good people of Nuuk