You do. then they break you to make you do what THEY want.

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I wish i could divide by zero uhh.. i mean win the game. (how would that work? the only way for that would to make it so it is IMPOSSIBLE to think of the game, and then you wouldnt know u won!)

Wish granted. THE GAME.

 

I wish that TPT had freemoving solids and elastics

done for 1 update but the next update they remove it

 

i wish i owned a mansion

Granted. It was made from paper and it rain and crumbled on you.

 

I wish that trees could hug you back.

Granted, Warcraft 3 was created, summoned trees don't just hug, but they attack.

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I wish i was mercury (the element, not the planet) in it's liquid form.

Granted. You get flushed down the toilet, unfortunately damage the toilet itself, rupture the main toilet pipe in the neighboorhood, and you get washed down to the sea with a bunch of faeces, urine, vomit and blood. Happy?

 

I wish I am the Higgs Boson.

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 Granted. You suddenly decay into a pair of photons and other short-lived particles and die.

 

I wish I was the supermassive black hole at the center of the Andromeda Galaxy.

Granted, but the sound was set to maximum. When you listened to music, you went instantly death.

 

I wish I was Dog... uhh, wait, I mean God.

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Granted, but the wish fairy cant read, and still saw 'God' as 'Dog'

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I wish i was the new Wish Fairy!