@boxmein (View Post)
Instead you become packedbread. :P

I wish for a boat.

Granted you're in the middle of the ocean, sinking, without a life vest, surrounded by sharks, in the middle of the apocolyps.

 

I wish I destroyed, the known multi verse from the unknown multiverse.

@blockmancam (View Post)

 Granted. Since the multiverse is infinite, everything gets destroyed.

 

I wish I had a hot air balloon.

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, but it flew away without you...

 

I wish my worm-infested stomach would be gone, only to leave with me a healthy, human stomach.

@Poorsoft (View Post)
Worms? You corrupted that for yourself already buddy.

I wish for world violence. (World Peace is overrated.)

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. The world explodes.

 

I wish that I could live forever.

Granted, you survive until the end of time...you are now foreveralone.

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I wish One Direction (boyband) didn't exist.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
They all get herpes and die. (Wait that's a good thing!) They are reborn as immortals and live to corrupt the world until the end of time.

I wish for a magic fishing pole that could catch any fish!

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. You catch a great white shark and are eaten by it.

 

I wish for some chocolate ice cream.