Granted, but you got hit by a bus.

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I wish i lived on Mars

@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. You land on the north pole of Mars in the winter and freeze solid.

 

I wish that someone actually tried the "quantum immortality/suicide" thought experiment in reality.

The bottom of the bucket is broken.

 

I wish i could draw, or program anything i wanted to, faster than anyone else.

@hachouma (View Post)

 You can now draw like jenn4 but seconds after you draw you're first pic, you get shot through the ear.

 

I wish GB didn't have such bad weather.

@Xorite (View Post)

Granted, the average temperature has been adjusted to 70°C.

 

I wish i could fight perfectly, and do stuff like shaolin kung fu masters.

@Michael238 (View Post)
But it was technetium-98. Dun dun duuunnnnn!

I wish for a meep.
[](/ppshrug)

@PackedBread (View Post)
Instead you received a jeep, and it ran you over, so you were as flat as a slice of bread..

I wish for sausage. You heard me right folks, I'm hungry.

Granted, my dog ate it (again)

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I wish my leg was less itchy.

 

EDIT: Wait...PacBrad got banned....is PackedBread ban evading?

@EqualsThree (View Post)
The world may never know.

Your leg is less itchy because it gets removed. By a hand saw.

I wish for less gruesome corruptions.