@Michael238 (View Post)

 Make a wish.

EDIT: You did, ignore this post.

You wished.

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I wish for a cookie with choco bits :D

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted. You have a better home, but one day you go in, and find 9,001 creepers in there waiting for you.

I wish that the United Nations actually did good things instead of propaganda.

Granted. They kill all of the trolls, and then the world becomes Communist.

I wish more people knew about the Minecraft endorsed game; Ace of Spades.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 So many people know about it, that all of the trolls and noobs in the world begin spamming the forums on that game's website.

I wish for some macaroni and cheese.

You got it, but it's earwax flavoured.

I wish I had a cat.

You get a cat. However, the petshop ripped-you-off. They gave you an animal, that was in fact, of the cat family. They gave you a lion. And the lion mauled you to death.

I wish that I can have an AK-48.

@Yardies (View Post)

 Granted. The gun was found in the desert sands of Iraq, and so it explodes in your face when you try to fire it.

I wish that diamonds were cheaper

Granted. It cured, but then you find out he has terminal cancer of the heart. He died the following day.

I wish that everyone were not trolls.