@PacBrad (View Post)

 It turns out the party was actually your funeral, but everyone was having a great time. I wish that Simon was an element on the Powder Toy.

@PacBrad Wish granted. You are now partying with no one but pinkie pie.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

@PacBrad (View Post)
You died.

I wish someone just banned you. Why do you find this to be funny anyways?

@mr--slashlash (View Post)

 You are a peanut jelly and spaghetti sandwhich. (I actually saw someone with this once.)

I wish I was able to survive absolute zero temperatures.

You survive, But you are frozen solid.

 

I wish for a sandwich, Not to be one.

@mr--slashlash (View Post)

 Granted, I give you a delicious Radium sandwhich. I wish that PacBrads glue would glue his mouth shut.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted. He dies.

I wish for these wishes to come true.