Granted. You get @#$% instead.

 

I wish that Heaven exists.

@Poorsoft (View Post)
it does. end of story.

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I wish people would not bring up religious or racial matters in threads.

@Poorsoft (View Post)

 It does but you don't go there!

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I wish for tomorrow.

Granted, you only live until tomorrow, then you die.

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I wish i can play American Baseball on Mars (Russians vs Americans)

Granted, but mars gets hit by meteorite in the middle of the game

 

 

I wish i could send all assholes to moon at once.

@boxmein (View Post)
Attention! Do not reply to Boxmein's last post, as I am working on a very long response. Thank you.

Of course, your wish is to come true. Why would it not? But there in lies the problem. If everyone in the entire world were to merge all their ideas and beliefs into one viewpoint all together as one, the basis for bronies and their rules and subtle regulations would drastically change. Of course, the point of being a bronie would still be the same, but, however, the meaning behind being a bronie would be drastically altered in the most horrific of ways. In fact, since the religious fanatics were all now bronies, they began to slander and attack each other in sickening ways to debase each others public status, so as to divert others from joining their cause. None of them could ever agree on a similar religion, but they were all faith bound to being a bronie. So, this motif continued with many other organizations in a similar fashion. Since none could agree with smaller things in life such as their political views, religious referendums, and even what would be considered worthy of being included into the bronie culture. In fact, being a bronie now meant almost as much (If not more) than most traits and lifestyle choices that were once coveted before the new Age of Enlightenment. [Play on words] Since none of these newly formed cults could agree, it turned into an all out civil war. The satanist bronies publicly cut open the stomachs of their opponent's in open locals such as the MLP worshiping hall. The head-banging Goths played screamo remixes of everyone's favorite MLP songs. The Russians continued to build nuclear weapons. (Oops they already do that, don't they?) All the turmoil had aroused the Elders. The Elders consisted of the original fans of MLP. They began to grow weary and agitated at the rash actions of the new fans of MLP. They decided to pass an order that would disband the rest of the MLP followers, so as to avert almost certain demise. The one Russian on the board of MLP elders disagreed, and his incredious response to the vote was met with swift repricussions. Therefore, he was booted from the seat at which he sat, and the unanimous vote of 12-0 passed, allowing for the disavowal of the MLP global leadership.

I do have to say, after reading about three websites worth of stuff on MLP, the whole idea of MLP is seeming more and more interesting.

I wish to know why so many people love MLP.

@R3APER (View Post)

Granted, but i accidentally corrupted @boxmein's, and i replied...Everyone turned into bronies, my brain exploded

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I wish i had an idea what i said