Wish corrupter.
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@Nab1929 (View Post)
People Pretend Pie Is Intellectually Incapable Except Every Estimate
I wish I had pie. -
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@boxmein (View Post)
But if your wish was granted to have the first wish, that wished-for first wish has a 37% chance of negating your recent wish for a previous wish. Still want to wish for that?
I wish I knew where I got the percentage of 37%... oh yeah something to do with Sherlock Holmes... I think? -
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@Finalflash50 (View Post)
Officer: "Son, how high are you?"
Stoner Sam: "No officer, it's hi, how are you?"
Damnit you sound like my friend after 4/20. What have you been using? Probably cheap street pot.
Edit: NVM tell me when you are actually semi-conscious.
Granted. Your not high but rather more drunk than a Scott in a jack Daniels processing plant.
I wish I knew why Finalflash50 is high... -
@R3APER (View Post)
He was flying a plane.
I wish I had a free good domain of my choice with an unlimited selection.. -
@boxmein (View Post)
All you have to do is select an agreement box below the list of terms and conditions. *click* congratulations, you just donated your right kidney for a soon-to-expire internet domain that is currently based in Somalia.
I wish Vladimir Putin was my history teacher. -
@R3APER (View Post)
That was unexpected, yet awesome.
All your class take place in the Russian Parliament now with you(r class) as (one of) their member(s). Russian economy is booming and the new economy guarantees wealth to every citizen. The nation becomes wealthier than ever and soon other nations want to join Russia. Russia expands as the greatest nation on Earth and soon everyone would be living in bliss under Russian government. Well, that's what the gov't wants aliens to think. Fact is, internet coverage is even more limited, therefore life is a hell on Earth. (Who else hates re-dialing and losing connections on mobile?)
>Okay, I should definitely start writing fiction while awake at 1:30 in the night. -
@boxmein (View Post)
Wow... best fictional imagery ever! I especially laughed hard at the part where you said Russia had a booming economy. Im still rolling on the floor laughing my cheeks off.
