What the heck I just opened up this thread and apparently there is now a page 511 although there is no text on it... I think the forums is trolling me right now.

It gets pinned, right next to a sign exclaiming the point that all public notifications through pinning up signs is now punishable by 30 years in Catelite's prison.

I wish I had moar bacon.

@R3APER (View Post)

lol

 

Granted, but my dog ate them...

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I wish people would understand this:

 

The world doesn't revolve around you. There's a concept called "Free Speech", which means everyone gets to make a comment without having to care about your feelings. If you can't take it, you don't need to be on Internet.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
A new law has been passed throughout the world: freedom of speech is globally recognized now but ranting is also punishable by serving a 30 year term in Catelite's prison cells.

I wish your dog gave me back my bacon.

@Nab1929 (View Post)
It didn't. However since it stayed on the rail for so long it hit the dead end of a rail that ended right next to a canyon.

I wish for new subwoofers.

@Nab1929 (View Post)
There's a midget in it.

I wish for a penguin.

HAL9000 Comes and beats you up with seventeen lines of code. (ERB FTW!)

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I wish this site: https://www.facebook.com/ would have spam filter. A strict one.