@Shadow79473 (View Post)

 Your computer is so intelligent that it turns on you.

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I wish for a superobedient un-reproggramable nanobot army that is programmed correctly to follow every command of mine that does not put me at risk.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Oh finally XD!! (JK)

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The line fries you

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I wish for my own planet in another universe that I can control from here!

@PacBrad (View Post)

 The chain falls on your head.

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I wish Symphony of Science: The Quantum World was more popular than Party Rock Anthem

it is. but then....

i wish i had a cantelope

You drop it on your foot, break your foot, and squash the cantaloupe in the process.

And lol most of these posts sound like Timmy Turner wishes xD

I wish I could swim (even as old as I am, I still can't swim :P)

I jumped into your box...but then I jumped out and pushed it over a cliff.

I wish for a cappuccino

it turns out it was poisoned...

i wish i had a a a... wow i wished for everything i wanted...

um... I WISH I KNEW WHAT I WANTED!