@shroom207 (View Post)

 Granted. But the cat came back the very next day.

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I wish my dad would let me turn down the Led Zeppelin I'm listening to :P

Hi!

I wish I knew how to play all the instruments in the world : /

@Joda123 (View Post)

 You do, but you are heavily injured and rendered unable to play them.

I wish I were on fire.

@coryman (View Post)

 Then i @#$%^&* murdered it. Now are you happy!!! D:

@Demoman200 (View Post)

Granted, but the fire is caused by someone dumping lava on you.

I wish i had something too do which then had nothing too do with this wish.

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 Granted, but its not popped yet D:(Better go microwave it :o)

I wish i could not slam a revolving door.(It gets annoying)

It does, but then I take a golf club missile launcher and destroy your car.

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I wish I were the first post on the 500th page. That would have been so awesome.