I do also, but it isn't and you freak out and go insane...

 

I wish that I could Hack TPT. (on my own computer.)

@Nab1929 (View Post)

You enter the "nothing" between two everythings and no longer exist.

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I wish that the Greens got elected in Australia.

They do, now anything like petrol must be super conseved and anything that involves natural rescources are exterminated!

 

I wish for A can of Pepsi Max. A can of Pepsi Max that isn’t to hot, nor is it too cold, it's prefect in temperature. This can of Pepsi Max contains no added ingredients, agents or preservatives nor does it taste any different to what it should be, great. I wish it to be at the right viscosity for drinking and have the perfect amount of bubbles and fizziness. The recipe has remained the same and has been created exactly the same as the last time I drank a Pepsi Max, so, the taste should remain the same. This can of Pepsi Max has no dangerous products in the metal or paint that may damage my health or wellbeing. The facility where the Pepsi Max is extreamly clean. The rim, pull-tab and the opening on the can are rounded so I cannot cut my mouth or tongue. The colour of the Pepsi Max in the can is the same as my last can, dark brown/black. The can has no condensation on the outside so it cannot slip out of my hands. No bombs or drugs or other foreign beings are in it and there are no structurally malformations in the can. Then can has no electronic barcodes nor does it emit radiation. The can is not a fugitive or wanted for questioning.

 

My mindset is on one Pepsi Max to drink. No outside influences can make me not think of my Pepsi Max, though, I only want one, I am not mental so I won’t just think of them. One will satisfy me enough, so I will not request more and move on with my day. I am in an isolated area with no one around, so there are no terrorists or snipers, no clumsy children or anything. This area was not built on a radioactive dump, fault line, tsunami prone area, volcanic area, cyclone regions or any regions were natural disasters can occur. Astronomers have not seen any asteroids either, so, safe from meteors. Gravity is normal, so my drink will be fine.

 

Today is a perfect cloudless day, no wind and a pleasant temperature. The weather fore-cast has been predicted, cloudless and sunny for 2 more days. There are no birds, animals or insects around. I am by myself so no one can bump me and drop my can. My shoes have great friction so I won’t slip over. My hands are big enough to wrap around the can and won’t get cold, though, my hands aren’t sweaty or hot. I love Pepsi Max, so, I will not reject it, I do not prefer any other carbonated drinks and I do not want milks, spirits, water etc. I am in optimal sitting position, so I cannot spill it. There are no time portals, mythical beings or other sci-fi entities to impede me. This also included real life military actions, like nukes and war games. My mouth has not had any foods or drinks that may react with the Pepsi Max and my digestive system is fine and in operational order. This Pepsi, the same as the one before, does not rot my system or react with my blood. My bone structure is fine, no falling. My pants and shirt are comfortable and wont fall down. So, I think I'm good?

@Wazabi-Bros (View Post)

 Chuck Norris steals the can. He is always there.

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I wish I controlled the multiverse and that I was outside it and eternal and could not do anything that would damage or destroy me or the multiverse or any parts of it.

@Wazabi-Bros (View Post)

 The can spontaniously combusts in the heat. (HAH! Never thought of that, did you? :-P)

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I wish for tickets to the Formula 1 British Grand Prix.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

 

Granted, but you became bored

 

I wish... I ... Budcharles.... arafbhadjf he didnt answer

Granted. You and BudCharles are deleted for eternity from TPT.
I wish that nothing will go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wr-ZZZZT