Wish corrupter.
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Granted, but everyone mistakes you for Simon Says, and for the rest of the day, you are followed by people asking repeatedly "what now, Simon?".
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I wish the Garrys Mod server I was banned from un-bans me.
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@coryman (View Post) You were unbanned, but then your dynamic IP address changes and you're assigned to one that's perma-banned from that server. I wish for infinite hard disk storage space.
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Granted, it's 0.
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I wish i was Rick Astley.
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Granted. Someone gets so mad at you, you get assassinated.
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I wish I could think of a better wish.
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Granted, you misfire it.
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I wish I had a pet slug.
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it crawls into your mouth and then down your esophagus and then numbs all your muscles and kills you because you couldn't eat.
i wish for a .45 cal pen that actually shoots bullets
