Granted. Your brain explodes from information overload.
And from not having enough fun because you know how to play...

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I wish I could get a grip and just freaking finish my stupid fic...

Granted, but then you forget this.
I wish i could type twice as fast (well, i'm already typing very fast, but i wish for EVEN faster typing!)

@Darkyhard (View Post)
Granted, but you type so fast, you break your fingers and can't type for weeks.
I wish I could get a penta-kill in League of Legends every 2 minutes(5 kills within a few seconds).

Granted, but the server crashes.
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I wish i was a box

Granted your a box of s**t.
I wish I was the winner of the hunger games.

Granted, but it was mysteriously poisoned

I wish I could be invincible

Granted. You try jumping into a black hole and get stuck there until you go insane.

EDIT: Whoops. Forgot something.

I wish I would stop staying up so late. But it's so fun to IRC at 1 in the morning...

@meep2000 (View Post)
Granted. You start going to sleep 5 minutes after waking up, and your muscles get really weak.

(off topic) This is like Genie training!

I wish I would stop getting songs stuck in my head :P