There are, but they later program a script that kills you.
I wish i could pwn someone.

Granted, but i pwn you first before you can.

You are, but creeper explodes you.
I wish i was a poisoned cookie that nobody will eat.

You are a poisoned cookie. You slowly rot and develop mold, only to wither away after years of moldy suffering.

@billion57 (View Post)
It explodes.

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I wish never had to eat.

@AngrySpam (View Post)
Your pet Never, had to eat, so you fed him a moldy cookie.

I wish for my cats fleas to go away.

Your cat's fleas went on you.

You eat it and die.
I wish i could teleport anywhere and be anything.

You be Desmond the Moon Bear and teleport to the moon.

@meep2000 (View Post)
Because youre scared of fire. (think about it.....)

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I wish my keyboard wasn't a piece of deep friend sh** with letters painted on.