@AngrySpam (View Post)
the idea is your suppose to get what you wish for.

granted' but you forgot what string to pull when you fall out of the airpplane.

@blockmancam (View Post)
Granted but it wasn't corrupted the right way, now your so pissed you jump into a pit of flaming strawberries.

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I wish for a rubber band.

You get your wishes, but they have been already used. One wish was used for a bomb (lit) and the other was used for a giant centipede which eats you.


I wish for an empty soda can.

granted. You have achieved nothing.

I wish for plenty of lemons.

They get corrupted???

I wish I had just created a better comeback...

@Colt (View Post)
_{ok that wasn't a creative corruption at all...}
Granted, it was funnier thus people liked it more, but it contained so much profound language your were Banned-4-Life. After this you were so pissed you found Simon's house and burned it to the ground. Sadly for you he wasn't home, and when he did come home, he knew it was you. Simon didn't show anger so you weren't worried. Butyou should have been, for when you woke up, you fond you were rocketing toward the sun, thousands of miles away from Earth...about to meat your Final Destination. What's that? It's a letter. You're opening it...and...
Dear Colt, I'm sorry you burnt my house down like a major douche, but its OK now, because I have earned an apology by now, I'm sure...I will never remember you, and I'll laugh as you parish in the sun's deadly fire....
--Your beastly administrator,
Simon

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I wish for spoiled milk.

Not before I questioned the validity of your argument.

I wish for a notice as to why an administrator would have (ninja'ed) someones post on a thread about corruption.
Ehem Simon! Just kidding, it sounds like something an admin would post.

granted. I corrupt your wish.

I wish @Angryspam could corrupt wishes so that I could be bothered to read them.