@Lynxrufus (View Post)

LOL XD

@IronRhino (View Post)

granted. It was made of elastic wire and u tried to extend it so far it rebounded in your face and broke.

I wish for a pritt stick X

Granted. But it gets stuck to your paper.

I wish for a cap.

granted, but you can't play it because of its complexity.

I wish I had a longboard.

granted. you biff into a bottomelesspit

@blockmancam (View Post)
You can, but only in a fictional programming language.

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I wish that Koumajou Densetsu II didn't crash on my computer.

@code1949 (View Post)
Granted, but (I'm assuming it is a game) when you play it,  your PC explodes and burns your house down.  It catches on trees and starts a forest fire.  This spreads throughout the country and destroys everything.  Your government thinks it was the Japs, so they nuke Japan...starting nuclear war between all the countries, and destroying all life on Earth :D
(NOTE:)I'm sorry is the word 'Japs' offended any Japanese people

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I wish for an orange glow-stick

The orange glow is the result of the decay of a deadly radioactive substance.

I wish for a crate of kiwis.

@therocketeer (View Post)
Instead of getting the fruit, you get the bird...and they have rabies. They chase you down town where you get to tired to run and jump in the ocean, since your shoes are covered in mud from the long run, they are really heavy, causing your to sink to the bottom and drown :P

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I wish my damn brother would quit singing to himself...he sounds like shit and i doubt he even knows what hes saying.

Granted. It falls out of the sky and kills you.

I wish I had a parachute.