Your keyboard brakes from excessive typing...

I wish for a bullet proof vest

Granted. It is not rocket proof, as you find out the hard way.

I wish for an AT-4.

Until I get a headshot on you with it (true story with my friend lol)

I wish for a stack of stinger missiles.

@Colt (View Post)
an ember hits one and it blows up the continent (i dunno how lol)

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i wish for entertainment

You get a dancing monkey that chews off your face... another true story

I wish for a shark with lasers on its head lolol third true story now haha

You get sued for copyright violations and they confiscate it :(

I wish I could be like <subject name here> and live in <subject hometown here>.

@meep2000 (View Post)
you are now like a potato and you live in a swamp

I wish period 7 elements were safe

@therocketeer (View Post)
Granted! Period 7 elements are now the only safe elements! Now every other element (including oxygen, hydrogen, etc.) are toxic to humans... Enjoy!

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I wish i would stop getting distracted so i can keep on learning Van Halen's "Eruption" for my schools talent show in two weeks...

@theguitarguy (View Post)
You are no longer distracted so now eruption is the only think you think about so you loose all your friends.


I wish for Xbox 460.

@Xorite (View Post)
Granted! you get 460 XBOX's, you are crushed under the weight

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I wish for a BR-010 ABR-1