granted, it's huge, so huge you get crushed by it's gravity

I wish for some cyanide (lol, bet you can't corrupt this)

@therocketeer (View Post)
The cyanide...
*puts on sunglasses*
ISN'T CYAN
KYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
(trolololo corruption)

I wish for some non-lie cake.

@tudoreleuu (View Post)
lol!

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granted =D -- the cake is the truth, and the cake says an anvil is about to hit you.

I wish for a stationary anvil

You walk right into it.

Granted. You stay up all night and when someone breaks into your house and steals everything else, you completely fail to notice.

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I wish I had (and the skill to correctly use it) a double-ended lightsaber. Like the one I just (crappily) ASCII'd.

Granted. The government comes and you find out the hard way it is hard to deflect ballistic rounds.

I wish I could pu youtube onto my PSP.

SOPA shuts YouTube down the day after it is released for PSN and PSP :o

I wish for some cream cheese with my bagel...

The cream cheese overflows and makes your hands messy.

I wish for a (funny wish here).

granted. its so funny u fall over laughing and find $1000 on the ground where u land

Granted. the moneywas stolen from the U.S treasury, you go to jail for the rest of your life and commite sucide.