Granted, but then they come after you. Better hope Obama screws something else up!

I wish for people that weren't stupid.

@IronRhino (View Post)
They are now all extremely intelligent but their brains are not neurologically connected to their bodies, their bodies now act stupid autonomously.

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I wish that fast-Fourier transforms didn't crash older computers when TPT uses them.

Granted. It crashes new computers.

I wish I new what that meant.

@Lynxrufus (View Post)
You just granted him the right to donate your vital organs into scientific research on the effects of bullets on the human body.

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I wish that this thread wasn't so random.

@Lynxrufus (View Post)
You draw a TOW Missile in the seconds before it hits you.

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I wish this thread wasn't so morbid.

Morbidity ceases to exist, permanently ruining Halloween forever!!!

I wish my new airsoft sniper rifle got here tomorrow! I hate waiting for stuff!!!

@Colt (View Post)
You get the airsoft sniper rifle, it is loaded with pressure-triggered Raufoss Mk 211 Mod 0s. Unfortunately, you do not know that. Good luck with your manslaughter trial.

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I wish that 1+1=2

Granted. now everyone knows that but you, since the worlds mathematicians decide that 1+1=3 right after you make the wish.

I wish to know the point of holidays like Halloween and Valentine's Day.