Granted. But then more idiots who need to make life worse press for it again, creating support.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

You saw a fat chick naked....goodluck forgetting that one :P

I wish for a chance to be a mod! Lolololol

Granted, but the chance is only for a second. You missed it.

I wish for controlled selective photographic memory.

@IronRhino (View Post)
You get it at the cost of your vision.

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I wish that TPT supported Open Sauce (a C++ code injector created by Kornman for use by CMT in SPV3)

Granted, at the cost of your fingers.

I wish I knew more source code.

@IronRhino (View Post)
Granted but you get stuck in a Higurashi-style loop. Thus you are never able to publish your mod.

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I wish that E=MC^3

A hole in the fabric of the universe opens. You get stretched like spaghetti before being ripped to shreds.

I wish for a cow.

@IronRhino (View Post)
The cow weighs more than the rest of the universe, it's sheer kinetic energy causes false-vacuum decay.

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I wish that wish corruptions weren't morbid.

Granted. You live a long and happy life. BORING!

I wish for a fabric bag.

it rips