@Darkyhard (View Post)
The nailgun uses .50 Cal sniper rifle rounds that have been modified to fire nails, the recoil smashes the gun against your face and you end up in a permanent coma.

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I wish that it is compulsory for all US citizens to play Metal Wolf Chaos at least once:

Granted. Everyone with a computer too laggy to watch that video dies and you are executed for severe manslaughter.

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I wish I knew why everyone (including me) was so obsessed with .50 Cal sniper rounds.

ps: don't just have me shot with one. or two. or any other number. not even graham's number or complex numbers. come up with something original :D

@meep2000 (View Post)
.50 Cals are pretty much the highest Caliber rounds available for infantry-portable guns. Because the M95 that was originally supposed to shoot through the floor and kill you is not able to fire due to your wish, Chekhov's Gun causes it to disappear from existence, unfortunately, it was also supporting some of your house's weight. Your house collapses on you, you were completely flattened. Needless to say you died, if you just took the bullet you would have only gotten a flesh wound.

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I wish that .Planck_length Cal bullets existed.

@Lynxrufus (View Post)
The bag is worth three hundred pounds but you do not have legal ownership of it and it gets taken away from you. The bag was so small that it only had one penny.

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I wish that (a^3)+(b^3)=(c^3)

It works, but it's triple screen.

The bag of quarters mixes stuff up. Literally. It gets gunpowder, batteries and magnets and puts them into a Blendtec blender.

Will it blend?

Yes. It blows up the entire universe by combining boom boom with zzzzap zzzzap and MAGNETSHOWDOTHEYWORK.


I wish for a better laptop.