@Joda123 (View Post)
It makes your house unstable, and it falls down
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I wish that I wasn't scared of spiders

@tommig (View Post)
You aren't because you get trampled to death by a rainbow-propelled robot unicorn.

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I wish I knew what drug inspired http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html

[Not a wish!]
ACTUALLY WTH??????
I mean, argh, I think my brain is collapsing...

@tommig (View Post)
lol that's exactly what I thought when I first saw it on wikipedia. Turns out there is also a heavy metal version and a Christmas edition and I think a person on Halomaps forum was planning to mod it into Halo CE. I think they should just carpet bomb terrorists with videos of that game as a way to temporarily stun them.

I'm beginning to think that you can just make up a meme just by animating a rainbow-propelled four-legged animal that has a random word before it's name.

You know it now, but someone steals your brain from you.
I wish that we could breath nitrogen instead of oxygen.

@Darkyhard (View Post)
You begin to metabolize so quickly due to the increased amount of available nitrogen that you spontaneously combust

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I wish for Nyan Nuke.

Got it. But it doesn't seem to act how you throught, Instead it opens some kind of portal that sucks you in and sends to Terraria world. You got teleported to Hell and there Wall of Flesh squashed you in a few seconds.
I wish i could steal code1949's brain.

@Fast-Driver (View Post)

@airstrike52 (View Post)
You are a fast black man because you have been covered in black paint and fired out of a rail-gun at the sun.

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I wish I understood memes.