@Fast-Driver (View Post)
Impossible. Everyone can't be happy.
@powder-toy-club (View Post)
It's too heavy and brokes.

I wish for votes.

@jenn4 (View Post)
you get votes and have 1st place on 2nd page but 3 seconds after you get perma'd accidently by cracker64 pressing the wrong button.
@FastDriver, they all come to your house but fight about knocking on your door. only cctvdude remains.
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i wish for chocolate rain.

@Fast-Driver (View Post)
You'll get them.
@powder-toy-club (View Post)
You drown in it.

I.wish four a paradox.

@jenn4 (View Post)
you get "four" paradoxes.


i wish for 4D tv

you get a 4d tv but the chair you are sitting in is a trap it sucks you in for eternity
                                                                                                                                                                                   
i wish for a new set of head phones

Impossible! Anyway you get one, without

I wish I could sleep.

@jenn4 (View Post)
you get 10 sleeping tablets and fall asleep for a week




i wish i could evaporate stealers -_-

@powder-toy-club (View Post)
You breathe in the gas that they are. You suffocate and die.

I wish for an endless tissue box.

You have an endless runny nose. These two effects negate and cancel each other.