Wish corrupter.
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@meep2000 (View Post)
Granted, but now portal isnt good enough for your computer
I wish for not going in a trip on new year -
Granted, but your parents decide to change the date to New Years Eve (Dec. 31).
I wish to make a really popular mod for TPT. -
Granted...
You get your teapot and switch it on. You boil some water, and make some delicious tea. But 3 days after you drank the tea, you die! Because the teapot leaked water in the battery slot, the batteries(they were VERY old) leaked and you drank the battery electrolyd/whatever is in a battery. THE END
I wish for the wish I wished that I had wished after i´ve wished for a wish. WISHCEPTION -
Granted, but it turns out your wish for a wish that you wished that you wished for before you wished for the wish that you just wished turns out to be pointless and OVER COMPLICATED!!
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I wish for a Mac Pro (12 Core) with:- Two 2.93GHz 6-Core Intel Xeon “Westmere” (12 cores)
- 24GB (6X4GB)
- Mac Pro RAID Card
- 2TB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s hard drive
- 2TB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s hard drive
- 2TB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s hard drive
- 2TB 7200-rpm Serial ATA 3Gb/s hard drive
- ATI Radeon HD 5870 1GB
- Two 18x SuperDrives
- Apple Mouse
- Apple Keyboard with Numeric Keypad (English) & User's Guide
- Quad-channel 4Gb Fibre Channel PCI Express card
- Country Kit
and six 27" Apple LED displays which grand totals to be $17,692.45
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Granted, but after plugging it in and setting it up, one of the hard drives has a malfunction, causing it to short out and explode, causing a chain reaction in which each hard drive blew up, causing the whole computer to blow up in your face.
I wish for the new TF2 update. -
@GreekGuy (View Post)
No problem... oh wait, I'm sorry but terrorists put and EMP in the wrong box. You turn all of it on and it all gets fried. Well, that's $17,692.45 Down the drain. Oh well, thats terrorist's for you ;P
I wish that I hijacked that shipment. -
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You hijack the shipment, but the terrorists caught you! They chained you to a chair so that if you move, searing hot TEA would pour onto your head, boiling your brains! You have no choice but to put the EMP in the box like they say...
I wish for a working Companion Cube from Portal 2 (the ones with the music inside. The SENTIENT ones!) -
@cake (View Post)Granted, but it manages to stab you.I wish that zombies were real, and one would eat me so I could die.
