Well, I play Pocket God, so technically, I already know;

(Poor Terrorist Accent) "Oh Allah I would smite down the Infidels, down to the soil unto which I let my camels pee on...."

Just kidding I would erase the existence of the Politics, allowing U.S. Troops to do their job without having politics F*** things up... Now I ain't saying that it is bad, or even politics for that matter, bit it contradicts the point of eradicating the relentless enemy, terrorists. I would give everyone an M-4 and a S*** ton of extra rounds and tell them to go F*** up some towelheads. Not to mention chuck Norris with a pellet gun. That should end this once and for all.

-Three Months Later-
(Chuck Norris) "Take that sheethead" (stares at a terrorist until he explodes)

I would be more awesome than Chuck Norris. 

I would be able to swim on land, fly through water and walk through air.

Eat a bunch of indian crap and fart into the planet and say: "Love the gas people, LOVE IT!"

Murder everybody who dares to necro. I would make their deaths slow and painful... ¬_¬

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