Granted. It's the one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And you forgot your Holy Hand Grenade.

ouch.

I wish that I knew what the Grand Unifying Theorem is. (I know what it should be, it describes all interactions between all particles. I just don't know the details and (publicly) neither does anyone on earth. Maybe the Martians?)

you find out but are assasinated because you know to much

Your horrible spelling gives you a wedgie of doom and you die.

granted, but you are the lamest person ever because everyone else is now 1/10th as awesome as chuck norris.

Granted. But it is gigantic and costs you over 98 million vote ups.... when you do get it though you get trolled and die... sorry

Granted. It's ticked off at you because it was supposed to get the millenium off and it vaporises you before you can say the magic "I wish for " words.

@meep2000 (View Post)
Turns out that cracker's skills while he is "at"(in) Catelite is dismal.

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I wish that Thunder-Ender-Creepers existed in Minecraft.

but they kill you

You make now grammer mistakes stupid (1)(3)(2)(6)(4)(5)
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I wish that i didn't make this wish