@ArtMaster (View Post)
rule 1
@gamax92
But summer becomes cold

I wish I could fly

@egezort (View Post)
wish granted but you levitate to space as you break the laws of physics and die
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i wish i had a golden feddora

@roofus it appears before you put then eats you

I wish exams were extinct

@CrimsonCloud (View Post)
Granted, but they were hunted by you. The NSPCE (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Exams) arrests you.

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I wish that everything that I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that...

@asdf72 (View Post)
Since your lying all the time, people stop beleiving you, and so, when you get in trouble, no one beleives you!
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I wish more people would take an interrest in my mod

@tommig (View Post)
Granted, but the mods find a virus and delete it. It's so popular, that no-one trusts you.

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